Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Jialing's Syndrome
Cause:	peer pressure
Symptoms:	excessive gullibility, frequent abdominal pain, being able to fire webs from wrists, chest pain
Cure:	click heels together three times
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Chia ling's Disorder
Cause:	overconsumption of toothpaste
Symptoms:	tufts of hair, talking like a pirate, sudden restlessness, overeating
Cure:	cryogenic freezing until science catches up
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